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Entertainingly altered missionary signs elevate cats to their rightful place

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Twitter user Derek Wessman is a genius to have spotted (and appropriately translated) these brilliantly vandalized Japanese missionary signs that change the word “god” into the word “cat” by removing a few small strokes.

“The kingdom of Cat is close at hand”

Sign with god character altered to read cat
The character for “god”(神)appeared on the original signs, but the world’s most meticulous vandal has erased a few of the strokes to turn them into the word for “cat,” spelled in the Japanese phonetic alphabet(ネコ)

And they just get better!

“Both earth and man are Cat’s”

Sign with god character altered to read cat

“Cat doth watch thee in thy private life”

Sign with god character altered to read cat

“Cat doth punish sin”

“Fear and honor thy Cat”

Sign with god character altered to read cat

“The day of the righteous judgement of Cat is close at hand”

Sign with god character altered to read cat

These dire warnings appear on buildings throughout Japan, put there by American missionaries of the grim “scare people straight” ilk. I only put a few here—there are many more funny ones in Derek Wessman‘s Twitter feed, and Mutantfrog has an excellent history of this odd attempt at proselytizing, if you want to explore in more depth.

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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly newsletter Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had


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