By now you probably thought you’d seen it all when it comes to Japanese facial sheet masks – from the squicky & scary to skin treatments that turn you into a kabuki actor while they work their magic – but now you can look like the world’s smartest animal while battling those crows’ feet!

Whether your intellectual spirit animal is a kitteh…

…or you’re more of the Fido type (Unless this is a bear. Or a dog cosplaying as a bear. Or a bear cosplaying as a dog. Anything is possible.)

These eye masks have got the animal kingdom covered (although I’m still puzzling over that middle design – shiba? fox? You decide!)
Saw these at Tokyu Hands in Shibuya. If you’d like to check them out (as well as other crazy things they sell there) the next time you’re in Tokyo, a map is on my website, The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.
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When not attempting to beautify herself in weird ways, Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Tokyo

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