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The Catzilla Vending Machine

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Overcome with a burning need for yet more weird plastic toys (hey, don’t pretend this doesn’t happen to you!) I was poking around in my favorite Akihabara gachagacha emporium when I discovered THIS:

Yes! It's what Japan's favorite irradiated lizard would look like if it were a cat!

Yes! It’s what Japan’s favorite irradiated lizard would look like if it were a cat!

With two tails! (Rather a lucky mutation, since three ears or four eyes or sixteen feet might not be quite as cute...)

With two tails! (Rather a lucky mutation, since three ears or four eyes or a hundred millipede-like feet might not be quite as cute…)

And I only had to spin the wheel six times to get all of them! (OW! OW! PANTS ON FIRE! Okay, so I burned through so many hundred yen coins trying to get them all that I could have done a months' worth of laundry DON'T TELL MY MOM)

And I only had to spin the wheel six times to get all of them. (OW! OW! PANTS ON FIRE! OW! Okay, okay, the truth is, I sunk so many hundred yen coins trying to get them all that I could have done a months’ worth of laundry DON’T TELL MY MOM)

And hey, guess what? My books are finally coming out for the FIRST TIME IN PAPERBACK! Want to see the one-minute trailer for the first one?

Here’s where you can read more (or even buy it)!

More Nightshade book goodness here, in case you think you might want to, you know, read it or something

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series


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